The Best Friends Quotes

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• “They don't know that we know they know we know”— Phoebe
• “Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to”— Phoebe
• “Pivot. Pi-vot. PI-VOT.”— Ross
• “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it”— Monica
• “Chandler is a girl. Chandler is a girl”— Frank Jr.
• “Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic?”— Rachel
• “Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?”— Chandler
• “I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?”— Rachel
• “By the way, if it makes you feel any better, uh... I happen to like eight-year-old boys”— Ross
• “Yeah, but if you spent it would be like shopping”— Rachel
• “On second thought, gum would be perfection”— Chandler
• “We were on a break!”— Ross
• “Oh. My. God.”— Janice
• “I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”— Chandler
• “It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter.”— Joey
• “You're over me? When were you... under me?”— Ross
• “Did my back hurt your knife?”— Rachel
• “My eyes! My eyes!”— Phoebe
• “I got off the plane.”— Rachel
• “I'm free! I am free!”— Chandler
• “Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?”— Chandler
• “My sandwich! My sandwich! MY SANDWICH!”— Ross
• “Unagi. It's a state of total awareness.”— Ross
• “I know! I know! I know!”— Monica
• “Joey doesn't share food!”— Joey
• “How you doin'?”— Joey
• “I'll take all of it. I'll take it all.”— Gunther
• “Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months, will you come greet us?”— Phoebe
• “It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!”— Chandler
• “IN LONDON?!?!”— Joey
• “I am not blah! I am a hoot!”— Chandler
• “Your fly is open, Geller!”— Rachel
• “No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.”— Rachel
• “I, Ross, take thee, Rachel...”— Ross
• “I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!”— Chandler
• “No uterus, no opinion.”— Rachel
• “He's your lobster.”— Phoebe
• “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?”— Phoebe
• “Seven! Seven! Seven!”— Monica
• “I'm the holiday armadillo.”— Ross
• “I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle.”— Rachel
• “Something is wrong with the left phalange.”— Phoebe
• “It's not even a name! It's barely even a word. It's kind of like 'chandelier'... but it's not.”— Joey
• “Wax the door shut... we are never leaving this room.”— Chandler
• “I am the energy train and you are on board!”— Monica
• “He's a transponster!”— Rachel Green
• “It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion, it's moo.”— Joey Tribbiani
• “Could we be more white trash?”— Chandler Bing
• “I'm a doctor, not a mathematician.”— Joey Tribbiani
• “MY BEST FRIEND AND MY SISTER!!!”— Ross Geller
• “I'm over you. And that, my friend, is what they call closure.”— Rachel Green
• “I'm a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you.”— Phoebe Buffay
• “Damn the jellyfish! Damn ALL the jellyfish!”— Monica Geller
• “There's no such thing as an innocent burger.”— Phoebe Buffay
• “No divorces in '99!”— Ross Geller
• “'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name.”— Chandler Bing
• “Paper, snow, a ghost!”— Joey Tribbiani
• “I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!”— Chandler Bing
• “See? He's her lobster!”— Phoebe Buffay
• “Unagi!”— Ross Geller
• “I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”— Chandler Bing
• “Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!”— Ross Geller
• “I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.”— Chandler Bing
• “You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you!”— Joey Tribbiani
• “I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you!”— Paul Stevens
• “I don't want to be a shoe.”— Rachel
• “You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!”— Chandler
• “I don't have a pot.”— Rachel
• “It's a moo point.”— Joey
• “It was a mistake.”— Ross
• “Stop cleansing my aura!”— Ross
• “I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.”— Rachel
• “I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...”— Ross
• “And I just want a million dollars!”— Chandler
• “I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!”— Ross
• “I'm not a cheater.”— Ross
• “How can you be my best friend and my sister?”— Ross
• “I'm Chandler Bing”— Chandler
• “The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”— Joey
• “Don't you worry about me falling asleep; I still have your letter!”— Ross
• “Boyfriends and girlfriends are gonna come and go, but this is for life.”— Phoebe
• “I'm fine. Totally fine.”— Ross
• “That is brand new information!”— Phoebe
• “Who's FICA? Why is he getting all my money?”— Rachel
• “What do you think I am, a soap opera star?”— Joey
• “Oh my God, it's like Sophie's Choice.”— Ross
• “If you're going to call me names, I'd prefer Ross the Divorce Force. It's just cooler.”— Ross
• “This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.”— Chandler
• “Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!”— Chandler
• “Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”— Monica
• “Here come the meat sweats.”— Joey
• “You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?”— Joey
• “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”— Chandler
• “Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on his ass!”— Chandler
• “Tough noogies, we're watching Predators of the Serengetti.”— Ross
• “Were you or were you not on a gay cruise?”— Joey
• “Did you get to the part about 'his huge, throbbing pens'?”— Ross
• “I don't know any Spanish words.”— Joey
• “It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!”— Rachel
• “PIVOT!”— Ross
• “MY SANDWICH?!”— Ross
• “Ugly baby judges you!”— Ross
• “He's so pretty, I want to cry.”— Rachel
• “You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?”— Joey
• “I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited.”— Chandler
• “I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you.”— Monica
• “My sister's gonna have my baby!”— Frank Jr.
• “Grab a spoon!”— Joey
• “I'm sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious.”— Chandler
• “I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!”— Ross
• “What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? GOOD.”— Joey
• “I had a very long, hard day.”— Chandler
• “Some girl ate Monica!”— Joey